Just in case you missed it, here’s Ashley ‘Can’t Keep It In His Pants’ Cole in his Daz white y-fronts.
Yet again Cole has grabbed the headlines for his off the field antics, after The Sun alleged that “he bombarded a pretty secretary with nude photos and raunchy messages.”
Clearly a ladies man, he reportedly wooed his latest conquest with snappy one liners such as “can i have 1 more of ur t**s please.”
To emphasise how much of a silly sausage Y-Fronts has been, he earned the accolade of Chump of the Week despite Stephen Ireland revealing that he splashed out one hundred thousand big ones on an aquarium that houses 6,000 litres of sea water and 500 tropical fish, as part of a £5 million re-fit of his mansion.
Some people just have too much time on the hands and no idea how to spend it.
Posted By Dan Mobbs - Tuesday February 16, 2010.Wolves Fined = Can of Worms Opened
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