Ronaldo Celebrates Transfer In Paris

We’ve all done it. Successes at work deserves to be celebrated. A few drinks with friends and a night of revelry often follows. As it’s a special occasion perhaps you go to a new club, full of confidence thanks to your success and are looking to show this off in front of some female company.

Cristiano Ronaldo is no exception. After his world record transfer from Manchester United to Real Madrid finally went through last week he fancied a night in Paris, as so many men and their video camera have done in the past.

Pictured in The Sun over the weekend with socialite Paris Hilton in a Hollywood club, Ronaldo had clearly decided that if he was to celebrate, he should do so with the tabloids favourite heir-head. See quality visual above.

Star of her very own pornographic movie (her father must be so proud) and famed for her ditzy comments and inability to act, Hilton was clearly impressed by Ron’s mahogany tan and his Saturday Night Fever gold shirt.

Never one to shy away from the facts The Sun managed to finds an anonymous onlooker who was willing to spill the beans on the pairs antics in a playful Mills and Boone style, surprisingly typical of the tabloids house style.

“They were sucking each other’s faces off like their plane was going down”

“At one point Ronaldo had a bottle between his legs and Paris was stroking it. It was very racy.”

The onlooker must have been taking notes on the evening, as their account continues with further suggestive comments and innuendo, which manages to cover a double page spread.

The tabloid clearly had faith in the pictures and article as hard-hitting news, as they gave over five of the first seven pages to the story, ahead of real news such as the trial of Ben Kinsella’s murderers, another death from swine flu and the Iranian elections.

The editor must have foreseen the future though, as Ronaldo continued crooning, as he was also spotted partying in Las Vegas the following night.

As the most expensive player in the world, he will certainly have made an impression on his new employer and their fans and seemingly on DIY porn actress Hilton, but who will be next on his hit list? Watch out Abi Titmuss.

Posted By Dan Mobbs - Tuesday June 16, 2009.
Tags: Cristiano Ronaldo, Paris Hilton