Manchester City star Mario Balotelli struggles with the simple things

Whether he’s throwing a dart at a youth team player, being sent off in a crucial second-leg Europa League game or attempting to prove that his hideously expensive price tag is justified, Mario Balotelli is perfect fodder for the tabloid press.

Considering this he’s probably trying to avoid any further negative attention, but he hadn’t bargained for the level of embarrassment that a simple training bib can bring. Complicated stuff.

Pundit Robbie Savage manfully attempts to take attention away from the Italian striker with a horrific pun, but it’s to no avail.