- Week in headlines: United to sign Neuer keeper, Crystal Palace player gets plastered, Barca and Real battle through Hell Clasico and Prince William scores
- A slew of managerial speculation once again surrounds Villa following Houllier’s sad illness, with Mark Hughes and David Moyes popularly touted as successors
- The puppy dog eyes and apologies of Michel Platini change nothing
- The Manchester derby in statistics: the cold hard facts of Manchester City v Manchester United
- Player Profile: Aleksandr Mostovoi (Александр Владимирович Мостовой)
- Week in headlines: Tottenham star is Daddy Wrong Legs, bemused Fulham fans told to Beat It and Wayne Rooney is unpopular
- The latest crop of rising stars gunning for the first-team at Arsenal show great promise
- Manchester City star Mario Balotelli struggles with the simple things
- The unparalleled thrill and excitement of relegation, although fans of Wolves, West Ham, Wigan, West Brom and Birmingham may beg to differ
- Guess the team from their classic football shirt
Who is Dan Mobbs?
Dan Mobbs is an Aston Villa fan who has binged on football for over two decades and has become metaphorically fat as a consequence.