ThreeMatchBan 2009/10 Season Predictions

At the beginning of every season, as the kick-off edges ever closer, my anticipation of the excitement to come can...

Player Profile: Illie Dumitrescu

Tom the Tottenham fan profiles one of Spurs’ forgotten heroes. It pains me to say it, but Tottenham have never really...

Tranmere FC And Second-Hand Bike For Sale

Lower league football is really the ugly sister to the Premier League and doesn’t get the attention and financial support...

ThreeMatchBan Top 10: Facial Hair

Players today are often well groomed with a pop-star fashion sense and a mahogany tan, with the possible exception of...

Villa Sign Crocked Winger, But Is He Worth The Gamble?

The summer of silly spending is continuing at full steam and this time Aston Villa have got in on the...

Player Profile: Peter Beagrie

Peter Beagrie is perhaps best remembered for his somersaulting goal celebrations and a career that saw him play until he...

Manchester City Set To Adopt 1-1-8 Formation

Manchester City’s insistence on signing strikers on top of strikers has given me an overwhelming sense of déjà vu and...

ThreeMatchBan Obituary With A Tenious Link To Football – No.1: Michael Jackson

I don’t Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’. I’m not Michael Jackson’s obituary writer. All I know is some people thought he...

Player Profile: Steve Ogrizovic

Steve Ogrizovic is one of those players who I have no recollection of ever being young. In my mind he...