Accolades for the Deserving and the Undeserving

It’s been the same way for years. At the end of the season the trophies and accolades are handed out...

Mr Unpatriotic Jamie Carragher Returns To England Squad

The World Cup is just around the corner and I’m in a state of excitement so great that I might...

When Will Mancini Ditch the Scarf?

I spent the weekend just gone sat on the grass with jeans rolled up exposing my Daz bright white legs,...

Bayern Call Time on England’s European Lock-In

It’s over – or at least it’s on temporary leave. United’s defeat at the hands of Bayern means that English football’s...

ThreeMatchBan Lookalikes (Part 1)

An Explanation of Yesterdays News

Yesterday I wrote an article and it wasn’t well received. In fact it went down like a lead balloon. An unprecedented...

Breaking News: Large Blast Reported In Aston

Seven large explosions were reported yesterday in the Aston area of Birmingham, in what initial reports suggest is Villa’s season...

Squad Rotation? Or A Squad Of 14?

At about this point last season Aston Villa’s season was beginning to implode, as we stumbled towards a respectable sixth...

Will Rafa Still Be The Liverpool Gaffa Tomorrow?

Having lost at Wigan on Monday night, Liverpool have confirmed beyond a doubt that at best this has been a...