A tale of terrestrial TV tedium

BBC were showing the Premier League highlights, while ITV were hosting the FA Cup action, but who could extract the least amount of detail from their analysis? And can the viewing fans stand the studio excitement?

Gary Lineker is played by Clive Anderson, Alan Shearer by a cardboard cut-out of Adam West, Alan Hansen by ‘80s action hero Rutger Hauer and introducing Toby Anstis as Adrian Chiles. No.34. 26p.