It pains me to say it, but Tottenham have never really hit the big time with me as a fan. My older Lillywhite friends tell me that we used to win European trophies (1963 Cup Winners Cup, 1972 Uefa Cup) and that we always had a good cup run in years ending in a one. More recently though, accolades have been a little harder to come by, but I think Spurs do have some outstanding achievements. We are exceptional in the Milk Cup. We love buying average players for £15m. And we adore acquiring slightly weird foreign players. The oddballs of European football. Personal favourites include Nicola Berti, Willem Korsten, Moussa Saib, Jose Dominguez and the star of the wolf-pack, Ilie Dumitrescu.
At the outset Ilie looked like a promising acquisition. Following a glittering performance at the 1994 World Cup in the U.S.A, Spurs splashed the cash (nothing changes) on the diminutive left-sided midfielder. At international level Dumitrescu was extremely successful, scoring 22 goals in 63 appearances, alongside greats like Georgia Hagi and Florin Răducioiu. Unfortunately at club level, his third leg got the better of him.
Within days of signing for Spurs, Dumitrescu was splashed all over the News of the World with accusations that he was chasing prostitutes. Perhaps one of Piers Morgan’s lesser known targets, but nevertheless a blow to all those at White Hart Lane hoping he would add to the formidable attacking line-up of Klinsmann, Sheringham and Dozzell. Maybe it was because Piers Morgan is an Arsenal fan? Or maybe it was just a good tabloid scoop? Either way, his Spurs career never really got going, and he was loaned out to Sevilla within weeks. He never quite recovered the glittering form shown in the 1994 World Cup and another name was added to the Spurs “could have been” wall-of-fame.
Ilie has bounced back though. Make no mistake about that. He currently manages Greek club side Panthrakikos (no, that’s not Panathanaikos). And he’s set-up his own sports marketing company: http://www.iliedumitrescu.ro/. Put that in your pipe Piers. Who wants to sit next to Cheryl Cole all day when you could be working two jobs and wearing an 80s suit?

We hope to see him back at White Hart Lane soon, celebrating success with our current European misfits. That’s if he can spare the time away from that beautiful portfolio on his desk.
For those of you who doubt he was ever a great player, here’s a video of Dumitrescu in action against Wales – no one fires it over the bar quite as well.
NB. It turns out he was totally innocent of all the solicitation claims against him.
By Tom the Tottenham Fan
Posted By Dan Mobbs - Saturday August 1, 2009.Not much of a finisher!
He thwacked both shots over the bar from close range – Against Wales!
lol, Ilie Dumitrescu now there’s a blast from the past, that season with Popescu, Klinsmann, Sheringham, Anderton & Barmby was a bl;inder and he really looked the part. With those players on form though I probably would have too! :)
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