Articles tagged with Manchester United
Week in headlines: It’s Woe-vember at Chelsea, Nani finds a mirror substitute and Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney reveals his artistic side
This week’s football coverage has been more one sided than an el classico match. As England’s vain attempt to bid for...
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The Glazers may have cleared the PIK debt at Manchester United, but will this prove to be the end of supporter’s opposition to their reign?
Retreating is a difficult task to undertake. The physical aspect itself is simple, as it merely involves walking in the...
Week in headlines: Leaky bum time at United, Liverpool’s sexy Torres gives Roy Hodgson big ? And Carew do you think you’re messing with?
Sometimes there are those rare occasions where you are unexpectedly treated. It’s not your birthday, it’s not Christmas and it’s...
Battle between Manchester City and United proves big games can be played at night
As pleasant as lunchtimes can be they’re hardly the most exhilarating part of the day. The addition of some French...
Week in headlines: Liverpool Red Flops, you’re shirt and you know you are and United’s Wayne could be a Blue Roon
Never before has Wayne Rooney been the saviour of Liverpool. This week though the troubled star, who appears to be heading...
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What does the immediate future hold for Wayne Rooney at United? And what will be the reaction of fans, players and authoritarian Alex Ferguson?
Much has been written about Wayne Rooney’s impending departure from Manchester United. Ambition, money, greed and agent-written-statement are all phrases that...
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Rio Ferdinand finds out about Wayne Rooney’s desire to leave while watching Sky Sports
When confronted with questions about the future of serial-slag-shagger and England striker Wayne Rooney, few observers and fans of the...
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Wayne Rooney’s tabloid ventriloquist says he’s leaving Manchester United for City, but is he?
Both the front and back pages of tabloids have printed his ugly mug in the past few days and not...
Week in Headlines: Roo are you kidding Wayne? and England’s trash bang dollop performance left Fabio Capello as the Fool Monte
Perhaps inevitably Fabio Capello was one bad result away from a lashing from the tabloids and Tuesday’s uninspiring snooze fest...
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Who is Dan Mobbs?
Dan Mobbs is an Aston Villa fan who has binged on football for over two decades and has become metaphorically fat as a consequence.