ITV Sack Robbie Earle For The Benefit Of Those Allergic To Clichés

For the past few days I have begrudgingly sat and watched ITV’s coverage of the World Cup. Every time I discover...

England Stumble and the Press Pounce: A Review

There are two things that the English press love and that’s scandal and failure and unfortunately for the England team...

The Overblown Noise of the Vuvuzela

It’s finally here and thankfully it didn’t disappoint. Any concerns that the hosts would struggle against considerably higher ranked opposition were...

Mysterious Man Contemplates the Horror of Rio’s Injury

The news that Rio Ferdinand has come a cropper in training and injured his knee, thus ruling himself out of...

Liverpool's Season of High Drama Continues

The run-up to any major competition can be tiresome. Players, staff and fans alike patiently wait for the arrival of the...

Walcott Rightly Dumped From England Squad, But Is His Replacement Any Better?

The moment that edges the World Cup ever closer has arrived, as Mr Capello finally reveals his 23 man World...

Player Profile: Chris Waddle

He looked at first glance as if he had all the agility of an antique Victorian wardrobe, or worse still,...

Chump of the Week - The World’s Most Harmless Striker?

It’s similar to watching the wizardry of an amazing piece of skill or an illusionist working his magic on an...

My Guts Have Shit For Brains

So there it is – as the images show, I’ve failed as a Mystic Meg like pundit, however I feel...